plot twist

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."

-Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via fawun)

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elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

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donotchoosesidesyet:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.

I JUST LITERALLY THREW MY HEAD BACK AND SCREAMED

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pizzaforpresident:

i-like-u-buoy:

pizzaforpresident:

i have hotdogs but no buns i’m going to die

Just use bread!

are you some kind of savage

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wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful

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